{I'm biting my fingernails.}
Ehem.
This post is meant to be an eloquent welcome speech as we cut the ribbon hanging across
Journeying With Jeb.
However, that's not our style. (Oh. good. Cuz I'm not very good at those things, anyway.) If I were going to start by saying something lovely, it would be to THANK YOU that you are even sitting here reading this!
We are Jeb, Mrs Jeb and Mister Man (pseudonyms of course)
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
There a few things that you need to know about us Wheeler people before you go on. First off, we live in a trailer.
Yes. A trailer.
No. Not a Fifth Wheel. Not a single-wide. And not a mobile home, either. I'm talking about the happy little sort-of-homes on wheels that American's take to Yellowstone in July. Its our year-round, all inclusive, furniture-included home.
Now secondly, the Hoser Name. I'll most likely reference that pretty often in future posts. Without going into much detail, its our nickname. It started with Jeb's grandfather. But we dont call him Grandpa.
We call him Hoser.
And we call his son Hoser. And the other species of our kind. I still dont exactly know why.
{Side note: we also call each other "Johnny".}
Ok! Thats quite enough of that! You'll learn more as time goes on. Bar fast.
(very fast)
Maybe I should include a list of terms on another page. Hoser's have their own language, too....
weird.
What more shall we say? Be blessed, always. :)
And let us not forget Jerusalem!
Very affectionately yours....
- - mrs jeb - -
Ehem.
This post is meant to be an eloquent welcome speech as we cut the ribbon hanging across
Journeying With Jeb.
However, that's not our style. (Oh. good. Cuz I'm not very good at those things, anyway.) If I were going to start by saying something lovely, it would be to THANK YOU that you are even sitting here reading this!
We are Jeb, Mrs Jeb and Mister Man (pseudonyms of course)
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
Mr & Mrs Jeb
Mister Man {2 days old)
There a few things that you need to know about us Wheeler people before you go on. First off, we live in a trailer.
Yes. A trailer.
No. Not a Fifth Wheel. Not a single-wide. And not a mobile home, either. I'm talking about the happy little sort-of-homes on wheels that American's take to Yellowstone in July. Its our year-round, all inclusive, furniture-included home.
Now secondly, the Hoser Name. I'll most likely reference that pretty often in future posts. Without going into much detail, its our nickname. It started with Jeb's grandfather. But we dont call him Grandpa.
We call him Hoser.
And we call his son Hoser. And the other species of our kind. I still dont exactly know why.
{Side note: we also call each other "Johnny".}
Ok! Thats quite enough of that! You'll learn more as time goes on. Bar fast.
(very fast)
Maybe I should include a list of terms on another page. Hoser's have their own language, too....
weird.
What more shall we say? Be blessed, always. :)
And let us not forget Jerusalem!
Very affectionately yours....
- - mrs jeb - -

I am home alone and I am cracking up!!!! Its good to laugh! ;) Love Mom
ReplyDeleteLove the photo of you two at the top. Such a great pic! You are the cutest family!
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